Part gameshow, part porn site is the first thing I read on the tour page, and it does pique my curiosity. What in the world of possibilities could Ass Smoothie be about, other than perhaps ass? Well, you really need to love up-close and personal camera work of gaping holes if you're going to be interested in this creampie-type site, and that's the first thing I notice.
The other thing that sticks out is that the tour page is a little too big for my rather large laptop screen. I found myself having to scroll vertically and horizontally, which didn't make me the happiest camper in the world, since there is a description about the chicks and what they do. Fortunately, the members' page is a better fit for my screen. Once inside, I realize that I am inside something known as The Hardcore Network, and there are 19 sites in total. CumIsGood and AttackMyAss are a couple of similar sites, but there are also solo model, ebony, BBW, MILF, lesbian and raw hardcore sites along with links to live cams. There's also a network forum for those of you that love chatting about porn, chicks or sex in general, and it looks like a fairly active forum at that.
With so much to get off on, you'd think it would be hard to navigate the network, but actually it's a cinch, and there are many options to find whatever makes your cock throb or your pussy wet. The best way to find the smoothies is to click on the site banner and, voila, you're transported into the hottest drinking site around. Updates are every four days. You can look at top-rated content, the newest stuff or get a list of photo or video sets.
Pictures feature both MILFs and barely-legal chicks, although there are far more fresh chicks than mature ones. There are 21 sets that I felt could be listed on one single page instead of three, but it's a minor thing. There are between 90 and 160 shots in a set, but since there isn't a zip file, you'll have to download photos one by one. There isn't a slideshow, either. However, photos automatically enlarge in a new tab. The 1000x750 images are fairly crisp, though I found camera angles could be a little awkward. I've never enjoyed shots of posed models taken from a high angle, and in the case of Cheyenne's set, the angle makes her otherwise sexy, mature body look a little weird. Fortunately, there are better shots of her as she stands in a kitchen in her bikini and strips down and mixes a potent cocktail of berry pop and ice. She opens her ass with a speculum, and once her hole is gaping, she pours in the smoothie, lets it warm up and blend in her ass before expending it into a glass and drinking the elixir.
One thing is for sure, AssSmoothie is certainly unique. There are 37 downloadable videos. Each episode is titled with the name of a drink. The name of the babe and the ingredients are readily available, and the variety of concoctions is extensive. One chick blends a Pink Cadillac, another a Margarita. There are key lime smoothies, iced coffee and mudslides and all these chicks are up for the thrill.
Windows Media Videos are available in three different qualities; the best is 3560Kbps 1440x1080, and it's worth the wait. The movies play out in the exact way that the tour promises. Interviews start off the 15-minute films and after each chick's smoothie of choice is established, the interviewer begins questioning them about anal and ATM. Films play out in the same manner as the pictorials, so there's no real surprise here. However, the films give a much fuller experience as the girls are quickly thrilled by the feeling of the icy cold mixtures filling their asses.
Final Verdict
Ass Smoothie is one of those really unique sites. There's obviously nudity here, and anyone into ATM and creampie without the cock or sperm can enjoy a complete focus on the fetish offered by this site. Of course, I'm not certain what the fetish is called exactly, but anyone into it is getting some awesome-quality video. It's a site that's a bit pricy on its own, and I had the feeling that once I'd seen one film, I'd pretty much seen it all. Still, the bonuses deliver more variety to make it worth the admission fee.